I’m not sure why
But sometimes
The sun and the moon
Are BOTH up in the morning.
But at night have you noticed
That as you drive your car,
Minding your own business
(One would assume)
That the moon will chase you?
Kind of like that Uncle Sam painting.
I guess if we’re being honest,
That painting has never given me joyful feelings.
Moving on.
I don’t like to brush my hair.
It’s tangly and long and brushing takes forever.
I wish that some cartoon birds would fly in my window
And brush my hair for me like in the Disney things.
But then,
Inevitably,
A villain would storm in and do something mean
And I don’t feel like that’s a very fair trade-off
So I guess we’ll skip that one
And I’ll do my own chores as per usual.

-L