An Inspirational Poem for the Couch Potato.

Are you aware,
As you sit there,
Wasting time inside your chair,

You can burn fat?
Imagine that!
While you recline by your dumb cat.*

Just gently lean,
A forward scene,
And feel your stomach muscles scream!

It’s a safe bet
You’ll soon forget
You’re straining forward, even yet!

So do this thing
And you shall bring
Thinness to your middle ring.

That tire spare
Won’t stay right there.
Your gym-bound friends won’t think it’s fair.

But you can smile
And skip the mile
Surf-the-net-ing all the while

Now go inspire
And set the fire
Beneath some other lazy try-er.

 

*I realize all cats are not dumb, but most of them are.

-L

p.s. this poem is just silliness. I like rhyming when I get tired, and I was actually trying to do some sort of lame-o chair sit up so I wouldn’t feel so lazy and this is what happened.  Now I’m going to go to bed.

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